"Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think."
(Source: comicsalliance.com, via darienpayne)
if i call you friend
- we are friend
if you call me friend
- we are friend
if you want to be my friend
- we are friend
friend
- we are friend
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"
In her last days, my mother occasionally became confused. And to try to ground her, we asked simple questions like ‘What’s your favorite color’ and ‘What’s your favorite song?’ And she couldn’t answer these.
But when asked what her favorite prayer was, she immediately recited (the) Child’s Prayer in German, that she used to say (to) my eldest brothers and sisters at bedtime, when they were living in Munich in the late 1940’s. Her favorite memory of prayer was a young mother tucking in her children. We were the light of her life and she let us know it ‘til the end.
And that’s it. Thank you for listening. Now we can get to the truly important work of television broadcasting, which she would want me to do. When I was leaving her last week, I leaned over and I said ‘Mom, I’m going back to New York to do the show.’ And she said ‘I can’t wait to see it. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.’
So, with that in mind, this… is The Colbert Report.
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IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!!
SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN
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send me stuff
like i dont care just do it
have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle every time they so much as stand next to each other
(Source: katherinemayfair, via nikktheconqueerer)
pete wentz exists pete wentz is a real person pete wentz has feelings pete wentz can see pete wentz can feel pete wentz
Pete Wentz feels Pete Wentz
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my aunt and my sister are watching supernatural and my aunt just went “why dont they put salt in a hula hoop and just hula past all the demons”
WELL
WHY DONT THEY???
the road so far:
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So I got in my car and my radio is always on high so it started blasting fall out boy. I started to turn it down and my boyfriend reaches over to stop me and starts dancing and screaming the lyrics. I’m in love.
my brother likes to impress his friends by leaving my door open and seeing how many swear words i can scream at him in one sentence before he shuts it and runs off
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